Farkin BUSTED!!! Miss Fulham Broadway is Nu in the North!!!

Captain Turdseye

TRIZIA can bleat all she fucking likes about Paul (Gate13) Q not being part of the Birdseye collective but it can be proved that he is!
I will be letting various people know how on Monday morninng

Fuckin hell you fuckers!

200 POSTS?
Fuck my Old Granny with a tree trunk!
Been readin'
Fuck my old cat with a telegraph pole there are some cunts out there in interwebland
2 pages of shit
Start fresh here you suckers of cock!

WOTCHA WANKSTAINS!!!

I NEED SOME CATAGORIES FOR AN END OF SEASON CHATTERS POLL
You know wot Imean
Biggest dickhead
Biggest wanker
etc etc etc etc etc etc
THANK YOU

Oi Birdseye you Marmite Motorway driver

You UPHILL GARDENER

Is this fucking true???

-
What Birdaeye said about Frank and his Mum

What happened to Lampard???
'Personal Reasons'??........

Posted at 23:45:13 on 14/04/08 by rollover
This user last posted as : rollover - what's this?

Whio gives a toss. Anyone not willing to play
for the club whoever the manager is can leave right now

Posted at 23:46:56 on 14/04/08 by Captain Birdseye
In Reply to: What happened to Lampard??? posted by rollover on 14/04/2008 at 23:45:13


You fuckin tosser! not only did you want chelsea to lose but you take the fuckin piss out of a Chelsea player and his sick mum! You MORON!

OI VAULT YOU TOSSER!

VAULT Viewd this page at
9.15am
11.05am
3.54pm
4.40pm
and
7.30pm
todat the 17th of April 2008

and at 7.42am
and
9.45am
today friday 18th April

and he STILL CANT SPAM! you fucking tosser GET A LIFE!!

WHO the fuck is avi avi avi avi avi avi? and who the fuck os C43l4ea or whatever?
There are some right tarts on chat at the moment
Birseye must be some of them, the cockmuncher
I bet COMMANDO QUEERVAULT is behind a few too

I mean come ON what sort of fucking TWAT thinks its clever to post the same shit day after day after day on an internet page?
Nerds with no life THATS WHO!
Fucking attention seekers with no woman and a small DICK
TOSSERS!
(hello fitz)

I can image him now COMMANDO VAULT now.........wanking himself silly while posting again and again and again
What a fuckin' peabrain!
This twat keeps posting saying hes not Commando Queervault but the visitors log shows the same person coming in each and every time LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL at Commando Queer Vault!!

He REALLY REALLY needs to stop replying to himself and pasting the same message OVER AND OVER AND OVER again

it really makes him look so STUPID!

HELLO MONGS

Fark me with a pair of 300 hole DMs!
Chelsea chat is going right down the plughole
You got point scoring shitheads who know FUCK ALL about football
You got cunts who use about 20 different names and only prove what sad twats they are
You got people posting music that a fucking hippy would laugh at
You got people posting bollocks
You got people posting shit just cos they want to see how many replies they get
You got nonces like WINSTON being a troll
You get wankers like 247Oribitol thinking they OWN the fucking site
You get soap dogers like FITZTWAT being a moron 24/7

CLOSE THE FUCKING PAGE DOWN!

Hello

FUCK OFF ARSENAL

and fuck off all you multihandle cocksuckers

You know who you are

Look at this fucking TWAT

This is a chat page mate.I get bored and come on to annoy you all. But it really doesn't rate on any scale of importance you'd care to imagine.
Posted at 11:04:29 on 05/003/08 by Perillo

What an utter cock! this is coming from the twatflap who posts morning noon and night but doesnt even go to games

fucking mong

Wotcha slags! Easy question for you

WHAT WILL CHELSEA CHATTERS NEVER SAY??

Birdseye handles come down faster than a polish girls knickers

First its revealed that STEREOLAB is one owner of the BIRDSEYE handle and now it seems that STINGRAY is another. It really comes as no surprise as anyone knows that ^stingers^ has been multing for years

take a look........................

What's the worst injury you've seen in football? - sir les CowSons Agent 16:46 23/02
Heysel Stadium, Hillsborough and this one - Expatkier 16:58 23/02

Busst, even # - stingray 16:49 23/02

What post are you correcting ? - Pie 16:54 23/02

I'd put money on it being the Birdseye one. - Pie 16:59 23/02

Come on Bobs............. - Pie 17:07 23/02

buust # - Captain Birdseye 16:49 23/02

David Bust... - PutneyBridge 16:47 23/02

__Keep up you cyuunt # - DallasHawHaw 16:47 23/02

Fyuuck off you namby pamby poof!!! # - PutneyBridge 16:49 23/02

__David Buust # - DallasHawHaw 16:46 23/02


STINGRAY BUSSTED!!!!

FARK IT!!

I just got reveled as BIRDSEYE on CHELSEA CHAT
Had a liquid lkunch and farked up
it woz good wile it lasted


luv Stereolab

Heard the news?

.

PERILLO IS A TOOL

End of story

FARKIN' LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Did you see Chelsea Chat yesterday and last night??!!

FUCKIN INCREDIBLE!

SalM and GrarrisonMIB going at it like a pair of old slappers!

Farkin best thing ive seen since.....since....fuck knows when!

Fackin loved it!

HELLO SOOOZ SWEETIE! you cunt

HELLO FUCKERS

Fuck my sweet old granny with Geoff Capes caber! The Mong Situation on Chelseachat is getting worse by the day!

What a fucked up bunch of tosspots some of them are. What a bunch of dicklickers and toiletbowl cleaners. Fuck me when does school go back?

SWC you aere a complete and utter knobend and that goes for the brother whos arse you stick your cock up

Pizarro Piz91 or whoever.............................fuck right off you weeping cocksore

TWATS!

MYSTERY CHELSEA CHATTER INTERNET STAR

MYSTERY CHELSEA CHATTER ON YOUTUBE.COM SOON

HEY

SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL
YOU ARE THE WORLDS
BIGGEST FUCKWIT

CONGRATULATIONS!

What a fucking SPASTIC that twat is!!
What a fuckin MONG
What a fuckin waste of SPACE
What a DICKHEAD!

Whine House

Winnie, Butch and Captain Birdseye call themselves Chelsea fans...

I said no no no.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TEETHGNASHERS!

Well well fucking well
The Chelsea chat page goes from bad to fucking worse!
What is it with mongs chasing little girls? or middle aged men posing as little girls from some european cold war fucking shithole?
Fuck my old boots with my grandmas toilet roll cover Jax you shytehawk! sort yer fucking page out! UberMong!!