Mystery Chelsea Chatter sponsored by GENIUS

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2010-11-03T04:31:00.000-07:00

so Captain Fiddler Birdseye makes a post then TWO of his known handles reply ROLLOVER and EPHELOVA
fucking TWAT you make it so OBVIOUS
in other news SIR WINSTION CHURCHILL IS A MOTHERFUCKER
but thats not new news
wot else? oh yeah Fitzwanker is still SPAMMIN with his prediction shit
I predicted he was a CUNT a looooooooooooooong time agio innit?

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2010-10-18T15:29:00.001-07:00

I see perillo the plastic eytie took yet another pounding today

TWAT

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2010-10-13T05:04:00.000-07:00

There seem to be some right CUNTS who have jouined Chelseachat recently
CHARLES THE HAMMER
TONBRIDGE
BROOKHOUSE
CHICK

Who the FUCK let these people out the loony bin???!! Did they escape??? Call the fackin Nuthouse cops cos these twats need rounding up and taken back to their padded cells
as if it aint bad enough with the regular knobsuckers running round the page filling it with their shit we get these new bedwetters making it worse!!
FUCK ME JAX- SORT YOUR SORRY ARSED CHATPAGE OUT YOU FLID!

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2010-10-05T09:08:00.001-07:00

FUCK OFF WINSTIN YOU CRETIN

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2010-09-20T17:47:00.001-07:00

damn I have been rumbled by Dixon9

yes I am Pravda

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2010-09-07T13:37:00.000-07:00

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Perillo got outsmarted BIG TIME by Joses Willing Biatch

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2010-08-21T07:16:00.000-07:00

i see SIR WINSTON FIDDLING CHURCHILL is back to his old tricks

Window licking cunt

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2010-08-09T05:20:00.000-07:00

WOMEN should NOT be allowed on football message boards

SIMPLES

Yeah and new irish fan? none of your posts will be allowed here so fuck off you boring spamming psycho

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2010-08-04T05:34:00.000-07:00

DAVE

What a friggin MONG!! Boring arsemuncher "Wot sort of bagels do u like?" "did you ever wear farrahs?"
DAVE who is never wrong END OF
DAVE who is more boring than NU
GET A JOB YOU FRIGGIN LAYABOUT

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2010-07-15T06:05:00.000-07:00

JOL is a MONG innit? and by God.........................................NU is a boring TIT

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2010-06-30T16:53:00.000-07:00

my better half adores my arris. tight and firm # - Captain Birdseye 00:11 01/07

YOU FUCKIN POOF

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2010-06-24T13:06:00.000-07:00

Fat Man Perillo Ur boys took a hell of a beating.

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2010-06-22T12:56:00.001-07:00

TONBRIDGE

FUCKING TWAT

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2010-06-07T16:05:00.001-07:00

WHO REMEMBERS SOOZ AND OSGOODASITGETS????

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2010-05-30T11:12:00.000-07:00

U know what REALLY REALLT fucks me off???

Twat dildoes that post *YGM* on Chelsea chat or Avanto You GOT MAIL

FUCK OFF YOU MISERABLE CUNTS!!! Chelsea chat aint some fucking FACEBOOK page for your own use!!! they got an inbox!! they can see your fucking email!! it aint so FUCKING IMPORTANT that the rest of us need to know about it!! SO FUCKING WHAT? YGM? YGM? YOU GOT MONG you shitstained lesbians! and THEN! fucking THEN! the cunt writes back! *REPLIED* !! for fucks sake! so fucking WHAT??!!

Stick you YGM and your FLAG up your well used arse you windowlickers!!

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2010-05-16T08:25:00.000-07:00

DOUBLE WINNERS!!

Go stick ur flag where the sun dont shine!

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2010-05-10T08:06:00.001-07:00

CHAMPIONS!!!!!
So you know where to stick ur flag !

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2010-05-06T05:52:00.001-07:00

TS007

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

CUNT

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2010-04-28T06:54:00.000-07:00

Did 'new irish fan' die?
I havent seen him for ages
the spamming kiddiefiddling TWAT

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2010-03-22T04:55:00.000-07:00

CLOSURE OF THE MYSTERY CHELSEA CHATTER

Hello my Bitches
I am closing this blog (not for good maybe, maybe not) beacuse I am off to rehab
I may be back later this year
Have a good summer cocksuckers.................fooled you all!

Karn

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2010-03-15T15:37:00.000-07:00

Hello again BITCHES
so whats new on the Chelsea Chat?
NOTHING! thats what
Same old dildos fucking up the page like tiresome wankers
Look at SHEDLOAD what a wannabe headHUNTER twat!
I bet he takes babyshambles right up chocolate street
with Fitz the bum bandit

2010-03-04T13:22:00.000-08:00

HEY WINSTON FUCKING CHURCHILL

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2010-02-22T23:57:00.000-08:00

Morning SLAGS
ROMANS WAY is a wanker
Well he would be a wanker if he had a cock
Maybe MHL13 will help him find it???
oh yeah and I know who Karns other handle is too!!!

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2010-02-11T12:48:00.001-08:00

LOLOLOLOL FARKIN LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Two Twats fighting on Chelsea Chat today Two Fucking Twats Perdildo and Winston Fucking Churchill . Ended with this from Winston to Perdildo::

Youre not brave,youre a fat Italian bully.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!

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2010-02-04T12:28:00.000-08:00

CAREFREE U FARKIN MUG
U think u own the Chelsea chat page just cos you show illegal goals on that smileytwat site of yours dont you? well you farkin DONT so dont be a tosspot ur life
Just fack off down the boozer and lose some more fackin braincells you porkswordswalloer

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2010-01-29T05:43:00.000-08:00

Kentish blue is back and the fucking berk hasnt changed! Fucking mong offering somebody out with a boxing match with 10 grand to the winner? are you farkin serious you cocksucker???!!! this is the CUNT who spammed and GRASSED this very blog and sends anonymous abuse in emails and he wants to fight for 10k?? fucker wouldnt show up would he? CUNT! maybe he and Fitztwtat should tagteam and wrestle instead the pair of mongs GET THESE RETARDS OFF CHELSEA CHAT JAX IT MAKES UR PAGE LOOK LIKE A LAUGHING STOCK!!!

Winston ur a cunt end of

2010-01-21T17:49:00.001-08:00

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2010-01-18T07:12:00.000-08:00

OI FITZ you soapdodging wankah! Is it true you are doing GONZO up the Gary???

LOLOLOLOL!!!! FARKIN' LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

2010-01-13T07:32:00.000-08:00

LOLOL POST OF THE FARKIN CENTURY FROM GARRISSON!!!

POST OF THE YEAR

"I hear that they are showing Avatar in 3D Imax on your forehead!"

FARRKIN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY FACKIN' NEW YEAR YOU BITCHES

2010-01-04T11:58:00.001-08:00

Different year same old twatcunts on Chelsea Chat so I will repeat this picture for your enjoyment

Christmas? Its fackin CHRISTMAS?

2009-12-23T21:00:00.000-08:00

Well its been a year of the Chelsea chat page yet again being full of jizz guzzling cocksuckers and bumburglaring windowlickers so maybe in 2010 Jax will get off his widely spread arse and fackin do something about it cos really its gone from bad to worse to fackin SHIT and if JAX cant get his finger out of his starfish then I will take over the page and brush the shyte from here to infinity, the WANKERS!

So to all the NORMAL people ie not the raging benders on Chelseachat I give you this as a present:

ENJOY THAT YOU BITCHES!!

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2009-12-16T05:15:00.000-08:00

Yeah pub lunch you cant farking beat it can ya?
Heres a real shit sandwich- BIRDSEYE in the middle of two other TWATS
Wot a farking moron that pre-op transvestite is- what a weeping noncocksore
Wot a shitstain on the underwear of the world
Follows the other twats like a farkin lost sheep!

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2009-12-08T07:18:00.000-08:00

Fuck my old Auntie with a bycycle pump and a shoe horn there are some MONGS about during the evening on Chelsea Chat!
For Fucks Sake the boy Genius and the bedwetter BlueInHeaven going at it like 2 old cunts in an old peoples home fighting over who won at Whist
GET A ROOM OR FUCK OFF YOU DILDO TESTERS
and FITZ? get a fucking REAL LIFE not some fantasygeeknerddweeb online life! TWAT

Mods? MODS?

2009-11-30T04:50:00.000-08:00

Fuckin mods couldnt moderate a fuckin childrens playground!
Some TWAT takes the name of our great wartime leader but writes like a tourettes infested shirtlifting window licker and all the mods can do is say 'hee hee hee hes good for this page I like Winston hes funny I like him he should stay
well NOT REALLY cos NASA should strap his Butchbuggered arse to the biggest fuckin rocket they can find and blast the trollin muppet into the next galaxy
and take the fucking wishy washy mods as your passengers cos theyre all SHIT

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2009-11-23T07:44:00.000-08:00

NEW GAME
JAX, I'M A CUNT, KICK ME OFF OF HERE
Fuck my old granny with my size 15 Doc Martins there are some shitstains on Chelsea Chat these days
Cant we get them to eat their own turds then boot them the fuck away from their computers???

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2009-11-16T04:43:00.000-08:00

GOOD AFTERNOON SLAGS AND SLUTS!

CRANNY................Youre a farking HERO mate! He was wiping Winston the Wankers posts for fun but that twat JAX found out
Winston Wanker should get a farkin LIFETIME ban for being a shortarsed peabrained lifetime mong on a chat page
Good on yer CRANNY!!! see if you can do it again!!!

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2009-11-10T05:36:00.000-08:00

The cocksore known as NEW IRISH FAN has tried to spam this blog over 2000 times in the last week

What a farkin headcase! So just for being a pyscho raving anti jewish TWAT I will let everybodys posts but his through
He needs his head seeing to cos hes not normal
and his name on the chatpage is just as bad

TWAT!

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2009-10-31T02:22:00.000-07:00

I KNOW WHO ALL OF U ARE
and there is one big twat in particular

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2009-10-20T14:23:00.000-07:00

To the cunt who posted Pippas (STAMFORD GIRL) Facebook profile
You are a lowlife wanker and I know who you are
I emailed her so prepare to be outed on Chelsea Chat you farkin CREEP

ELLO BIATCHES

2009-10-15T21:48:00.000-07:00

FRIDAY FUCKIN FRIDAY and the mongs are out again
They dont need no costume for haloween!
SHIT ON THE VILLA
and SHIT on the tossers infesting ChelseaChat
AND JAX?? change your farkin noberators!

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2009-10-08T05:35:00.001-07:00

See?? You just wasted your time

Fark me what a farkin TWAT!

2009-10-08T04:56:00.000-07:00

The daddyscocksucker who posts here as NEW IRISH FAN tried to spam this blogg yesterday

He tried to post over 800 TIMES

What sort of wankstained dribbling windowlicking danger to society does that on a farking BLOG for farks sake?
What a facking MONG of the highest order!!! fack my old boots you loser get a fackin LIFE!! Actually I know who it is and hes a big cunt on Chelsea Chat too!!
So go ahead you cumdrenched bum burglar give it your best farkin shot, post away! let everyone see what a tosser you are, Ill just delete you with one farkin click

***UPDATE - he must have been watching this blog for hours cos as soon as I lifted the block he posted 932 more times! what a fucking psycho

Spammers!

2009-10-06T15:20:00.001-07:00

FARKIN HELL WHAT SORT OF SPASTICATED MOTHERFUCKING CRETIN WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO ADD TO EVERY FARKING POST ON THE BLOG LIKE A FARKIN WANKING LITTLE KID WHO HAS BEEN TOLD OFF??? WHAT A COCKSUCKER!! IRISH NEW FAN HOMOGAYBASTARD!

fuckin LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

2009-10-01T10:47:00.000-07:00

oh the farkin IRONY!!!!
'How on earth can Chelsea TV put out a programme that allows a pointless bitter journalist like Neil Ashton to put pressure on the manager?' --- Desailly Oconnor (aka that talksport Andy Jacobs boy)
LOLLOLOLOLO!!! YOU talking about pointless and bitter? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Lolololololololololol farkin lololololoolol

2009-09-27T17:06:00.000-07:00

Afternoon BITCHES

2009-09-21T05:36:00.000-07:00

JAX you knuckle draggin twerp! your chatpage thingy is fucked up
Look at yesterday you tosspot
A fine win against the yeeeeeds and everyone is happy then some CUNT comes along and
winds people up MORE than one CUNT in fact and the page turns into a friggin toilet bowl
BAN THOSE TWATS YOU TURD BURGLING MONG
oh and get some new moderators cos the ones you have are SHIT

LOLOLOLOL!!!

2009-09-17T04:40:00.000-07:00

Anonymous said...
Chelsea Chat is not about chelsea fans having a laugh anymore its all about fat ugly middle age white geezerbirds flirting with fat ugly middle age white geezers who spend all day phwoaring at pictures of fit young women who wouldn't even give them a first glance let alone a second glance.
-Thursday 17th September

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2009-09-12T06:45:00.000-07:00

BLUE IN HEAVEN got BANNED?

Jax is a friggin twat!

one morning in the churchill house

2009-09-08T05:43:00.000-07:00

"OI WINSTON ya prick go down the 7-11 and get me a pound of lard" yelled butch
"what the fuck for you drunken shit?"
"just farkin DO IT then come back and melt it in a pan"
"then what?"
"then rub it up and down my love trunchon and bend over cos im going to ram my pink oboe right up your gary glitter"
"ooooooooooooo REALLY? but if you wait a second while i finish this bargain bucket of KFC i will nosh you off cos my gob will be all hot and greasy from the fowl splatter"
"ok bruv, that will give me time to get into me leathers and John Terry mask"

minutes later

"my name is MR CHELSEA and i dont care if your face is in the pillow SHOUT MY NAME OUT BITCH!!"
"mmff mfff mfta CHSSSEEEEEAAAAAAAAA ooooooooooooo hummana hummana"
"PREPARE TO TAKE MY BABY BATTER AVRAM!"
"mmmf mmmmfff"
"OH GOD! OH LAMPARD! OH CONES! OH SWEET LARGE DARK MEN RIDING ME LIKE A BULL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
"mmmf mfffff"
"good boy winst now clean me"
"what?"
"clean me wit greasy gob clean my beef bayonet with your kfc splattered mouth"
"mums coming round soon"

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2009-09-04T06:22:00.000-07:00

HEY SELRIOS11O r u a bender?
there are many benders on chelsea chat

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2009-09-01T12:53:00.000-07:00

KARN ARE U A BENDER???

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2009-08-31T12:40:00.000-07:00

CAREFREE GO FUCK URSELF

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2009-08-21T08:24:00.000-07:00

I AM BIRDSEYE u TIT sukk my knob

speshly you PIPPA darlin LOL

OH YEAH BABY!

2009-08-17T20:14:00.000-07:00

WINSTON CHURCHFUCKINGHILL YOU COCKSORE
I BEEN DOING YOUR MUMMY UP THE SHITTER WHILE FITZBABY CRAPS IN HER GOB!!!

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2009-08-10T13:10:00.000-07:00

KARN U KHUNT
i know your other handle!!!

Afternoon BITCHES

2009-08-03T06:07:00.000-07:00

Season coming soon
Annkleotti to get rid of a player or two?
HOW BOUT JAX GETTING RID OF A FEW OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS ON CHAT EH?????

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2009-07-22T06:31:00.000-07:00

irmster is a cunt
discuss

JAX YOU FARKIN MONG!!!!

2009-07-16T04:51:00.000-07:00

Cock Solid Al and Drogs Bollocks got a black card ban????? for farkin what???
GROW SOME FARKING BALLS JAX cos there are more deserving cases on your farkin page!!!

Afternoon BITCHES!!!!

2009-07-01T04:27:00.000-07:00

HELLO ARSEWIPERS!
Fuck me with Avram Grants fist while hes wearing a knuckleduster BRING BACK FOOTBALL
FFS the Chelsea chat page is like diorea at the moment cos you got some SHITHEADS witerring on and on about some boring fucking CRAP --CUNTS!
COCK SOLID AL??? fuckin weeping cocksore he is so far up his arris that he could lick his teeth clean
DOCTOR GONZO??? unwashed fuckin leftie treehugger go get a fuckin life and stop answering 23 to every fuckin post you KNOBSUCKER
BABYSHAMBLES??? fuckin metrosexual dicklicker and all round boring little TWAT
What the fark has happened to the GOOD people like Cliffy and Lester Ballbagspuss?? Driven off the page by utter fuckin MORONS thats what!
Fuckin plebs who havent got a fuckin life but post utter fuckin shit on Chat morning noon and night cos they havent got a fuckin life to do anything else!! fuckin TWATS! fuckin creepy shitheads like CHURCHILL and FITZBOYPERVTWAT and ROMANSWAY filling up chat with BOLLOCKS
JAX you blind COCKSUCKER sort yer fuckin page out cos its a friggin JOKE
PRAVDA is a cunt too
Oh and SOOZ can fuck off too the fuckin tombstone teethed psycho

Hello you suckers of COCK

2009-06-19T08:31:00.000-07:00

U can tell its not football season innit?
Fark my hole with a farking totum pole its like a childrens playground on Chelsea chat right now
Cunts that need black carding as follows
FITZcunt Babyshamblesboringstudentcunt RocksloidAlschizocunt Totticuntbastard chechmateslutwhorebitch and all the other farkin MONGS
FARK THEM ALL

End of season you slaaags

2009-06-08T11:43:00.000-07:00

So I will leave you with a present

ELLO U MUGS

2009-06-02T04:24:00.000-07:00

Well its the end of another season and wud have been better if that fat buffoon Scolari had never come to Chelsea!
Chelsea chat gets shitter and shitter
for fucks sake when the highlight ruck is FitzTWAT and genius throwing toys at each other the page is going downhill
Who the fark is comeonballack? some utter arsehole no doubt
I bet butch can fit both hands and his tonge up winston churchills arse space WHAT a fucking waste those 2 karnts are
Romans way you little prick just fark off back to the hole you came from
JAX you pleb i told you before SORT YER FARKIN WEBSITE OUT!!

Hello BITCHES!

2009-05-13T07:27:00.001-07:00

ROMANSD WAY SUCKS BIG BLACK COCK

HELLO TTWATS!!

2009-05-04T16:07:00.000-07:00

Its been a while aint it?
Fitzboy is a mug
CFC21 is a chump
What else???

JAX YOU FARKER!!!!

2009-04-14T05:45:00.000-07:00

That FARKER Jax banned my ephelova name just cos i took the piss out of some scousers! wot a MONG!

I swear there are some farkin MONGS on Chelsea chat

2009-03-29T00:13:00.000-07:00

HELLO BITCHES

2009-03-06T05:56:00.000-08:00

Well that buffoon Big Phil has farked off back to portugal and good riddence
I called it right again
Now can some of you mongs just fuyck off chat and leave it to the adults???

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

2009-02-09T19:10:00.000-08:00

So the BUFFOON got the push
I farking TOLD you so but did any of you mongs listen?
Did u fark! I called the last 4 managers right
What do you think now CHUMPS??

HELLO BITCHES

2009-01-28T04:25:00.000-08:00

A new fucking year and the same old SHIT on Chelsea Chat page
Do these loonies get more fucked up as they get older???
Fitzboy being a knobend Diploimate being a twat
IT NEVER FARKING ENDS!

Hey...........................................................

2009-01-14T06:02:00.001-08:00

BIRDSEYE YOU BIG NOSED CUNT!
WHO YOU GONNA GRASS ME TO YOU FAT HUGE CONKED TWAT?????

Happy new year

2009-01-05T15:14:00.000-08:00

FARKING LOLOLOLOL!!

2008-12-04T05:17:00.000-08:00

STINGRAY getting all pissy at FitzyWitzy cos he wrote about Keano leaving Sunderland before the official BBC loudmouth could post it
LOL:OLOLOLOLOL!!!

FARK YOU AGAIN JAX YOU KNOB

2008-11-28T22:32:00.000-08:00

4 FUCKING DAYS BAN JUST COS I TOOK THE PIZZ
WANKER!!

JAX UR A FARKING KNOB

2008-11-14T14:11:00.000-08:00

Farkin banned AGAIN by the twat cunt just for taking the poiss
FFS ur site is a JOKE jax
and you let CERTAIN people stay on even if they abuyse people

cunt

FUCK U JAX

2008-10-27T06:22:00.000-07:00

FUCK U JAX all i did was do a joke name and you ban me for a day? fuck sake you jackboot tosser
ur site is a JOKE mate

fuckin HELL

2008-10-18T20:34:00.000-07:00

and I get a ban from Chelsea chat too
for fuck sake ----but im BACK

U bunch of CUNTS

2008-09-29T19:45:00.000-07:00

Captain Birdseye here and yes I admit this is my blog but im pulling it cos some cunt started with the anti semtic stuff and somebody else grassed and blogger wiped everything out
I am Jewish and i know the fucker that did it AND the fucker that grassed
this chat blog is closed for the moment cos im fucking fuming
fuck off